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Ooaoaaaawaahaaaoooahaoahaaahhh!

That’s the operatic singing I do whenever I look my new cat creamer in its little ceramic face.  I like to think that’s the noise it’s making with its big O-mouth. Beth and I went to the BonBonerie Cafe for … Continue reading

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How to build an Uglydoll mobile for that little Tyler fella…

Do you have too many Uglydoll keychains? Do you also have a new nephew named Tyler who you sort of like?  Do you also oppose the Woodland Animals/Dream Catcher decorative theme his parents decided he was into even before he … Continue reading

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All the best quotes can be found on the D-side…

I found this etched on side four of the recently purchased Allen Toussaint Collection double-LP: Although I probably would’ve preferred five or six additional songs on that side, it was a lot of fun holding the record out on the … Continue reading

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(* = I also took two pillows.)

A few weeks ago I did a post that officially announced the end of my collection of vintage photographs depicting (girls/women) (on/near) (boats/ships).  I foolishly declared that I was now limiting my collection to photos of seven women on a … Continue reading

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I’m just like everybody else!

I’m happy to announce that I have finally given in and gotten my first cell phone.  It’s a Galaxy J3 by Samsung.  I got the gold finish because I felt that best expressed my shining personality and love of bling.I … Continue reading

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7WPBoFT

Do you remember when I used to collect vintage photographs depicting women on/near boats or ships?  Well, it turns out that there were too many of them floating around out there.  Thousands.  A trip to the antiques store could easily … Continue reading

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The Sidewalk (July 24th, 2017)

I think I saw one of my favorite musicians walking in front of the Bed Bath & Beyond on 3rd Avenue a few days ago.  He seemed taller and more athletic than I remembered, but I’m still confident that the … Continue reading

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The Backyard (July 5th, 2017)

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Today is the tenth anniversary of Outgoing Signals!

This is my 1,709th post.  To celebrate, please accept this photograph of my basement ceiling. Thank you for stopping by.

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Bah-ba-ba-ba-bah-da-da-da-bah, bah-ba-ba-da-da-ba-ba-ba-bah!

When I look back on my life, I realize that I’ve done some great things.  I sang Cole Porter songs from the top of the Eiffel Tower.  I wrote 50 poems in one night.  I allowed complete strangers to determine … Continue reading

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