I told myself on Saturday that I’d buy that silly Porg-shaped picture disc if Everybody’s had any copies remaining on Wednesday. I’m not one for waiting, so I stopped in on Tuesday instead. I’m glad I went early as they only had one Porg left. I stuck it between two much cooler records and checked out when no other customers were looking.
I talked to the store manager while paying and he said they’d sold twenty of the things. I’m not sure who these other nineteen nerds are, but I kinda like that they’re out there.