How to build an Uglydoll mobile for that little Tyler fella…

Do you have too many Uglydoll keychains? Do you also have a new nephew named Tyler who you sort of like?  Do you also oppose the Woodland Animals/Dream Catcher decorative theme his parents decided he was into even before he was born?  In that case, you probably need to make him a mobile out of all those Uglydoll keychains.  Here’s how:
STEP #1: Buy a cloud mobile from Target’s Cloud Island collection.  They’re only available online, but the store makes it difficult to find out that information.  Although the mobile is on display in the store, there isn’t a sign telling you it’s unavailable for purchase in-store and none of the employees can do anything other than stare at their handheld device hemming and hawing for twelve minutes.  Just leave the store and order that cloud mobile from the comfort of your own home.  It’ll show up in a few days.  Consider that an insider tip.
STEP #2: Open up the box and look at all the cute little stuffed clouds.STEP #3: Hang up the cloud mobile from your awning to get a feel for what you’re about to destroy. STEP #4: Remove all the cute little stuffed clouds from the mobile’s frame and stick them in the box in case you ever need some cute little stuffed clouds.STEP #5: Your mobile should now look like a television antenna from the 70s.STEP #6: Go inside and select six Uglydoll keychains.  Be sure to find cute ones in a variety of colors.  Go for the rainbow if possible.STEP #7: Hang up the Uglydoll keychains from the mobile frame.  Then quickly bring everything inside when it starts to rain. STEP #8: Now that you’ve made your Uglydoll mobile, it’s time to remove the keychains and basically start over because you failed to consider the relative weights of the Uglydolls.  Spend 45 minutes trying to get the whole thing balanced.  Also, cut off those stupid WARNING labels.  Warning labels are for babies.  Wah wah.

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8 Responses to How to build an Uglydoll mobile for that little Tyler fella…

  1. rossruns says:

    Love this idea. Love even more that you’ve created a tag called “uglydolls who aren’t babo”.

  2. Laurie says:

    Nice work! Which one is that two-sided, red-blue Uglydoll? I don’t think I’ve seen that before.

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