Let’s face it, I probably shouldn’t be collecting pictures of people on boats, ships, and various sailing vessels. It doesn’t make any sense for me. I’ve been on the water maybe a dozen times in my life–the best time was when I got in a boat and rowed it over to where some hamburgers were–and it doesn’t mean much to me. I really started that collection because I found a picture of a pretty lady on a ship and it sort of grew from there. Well, I’ve decided that boats are boring. See, even this girl looks bored. And she’s on the boat. Making it go with that curvy stick. Bored out of her kerchief-wearing head.
So I’ve decided that my new collection of vintage photography is going to be dedicated to something that has more of a personal relevance. Yes, I’ve decided to collect pictures of people playing vinyl on old record players. There’s a tumblr dedicated to this sort of thing, but it’s got a pervy angle and lacks quality standards. So I’m going to start my own collection and share the pictures right here. Here’s the first one: