…outdoor fucking starts today!”
That right there is a direct quote spoken by James Taylor during a concert that took place at the Timberwolf Amphitheater back in the early 90s. He shared that rhyme with the audience while introducing his song “First of May”. I was at that show with my parents and little brother and remember feeling shocked and embarrassed by the whole thing. That didn’t stop me from writing down the rhyme on a tiny piece of paper, though. It was only the second or third concert I’d ever attended and I’d already developed my annoying habit of documenting everything.